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the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
Source: seizetonight
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能ある鷹がツメをかくすのはよくある | A Skilled Hawk Often Hides Its Talons
Something a bit darker from どっせい! I couldn’t resist, as Italy reacting this way is definitely a headcannon of mine. Don’t fuck with his Germany. ♥
May cause exploding ovaries, please read with caution.
Source: yumekotan
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Female toplessness is legal in a lot of places in the US (although not where I live), and I’d be meeting the letter of the law with a couple of Band-aids. But I have a gut feeling that if I go anywhere that there are people—and particularly anywhere there are children—nobody’s going to be too happy about my Band-aids. The enforcement is social; women just don’t go around topless in the US.
It bothers me because it’s unequal, but it also bothers me in its implications: that my body is inherently sexual, and a man’s body isn’t. It feels like men are being viewed through the first-person lens of “it’s nice to feel the sun on my skin, and I don’t mean anything by it” and women are being viewed through the distinctly third-person lens of “it’s inappropriate for me, a heterosexual man, to see her sexy parts.” It ignores the experiences of people who are turned on by male chests and somehow manage to contain themselves when they see one.
The Pervocracy: My boobs want to be free. (via sexisnottheenemy)
I have no desire to go topless anywhere, but I thought this made good points about perspective, and about how female [identified?] bodies are considered inherently sexual even when nothing sexual is going on or implied.
(via feministdisney)
Source: pervocracy.blogspot.com
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- Mom: why are you doing that?
- Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
- Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
- Me: *gross sobbing*
Source: the-silence-wears-westwood
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BASICALLY TUMBLR.
Where can I sign up for this class?
Fuck that
I can be the teacher for this.
who is this woman
i need to love her
Source: youtu.be
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Zodiac Fears
- Aries - separation/detachment
- Taurus - change
- Gemini - being alone
- Cancer - feeling unloved
- Leo - being ignored
- Virgo - disorder
- Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
- Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
- Sagittarius - being controlled
- Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough
- Aquarius - being locked in
- Pisces - upsetting others and rejection
Source: mindofataurus
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why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it
Those tags. Oh good grief xDD
perfection
Source: sarahxhockey
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It’s your turn to save the world, kid.
Source: sherduction
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What makes me happy
fills me up with glee
those bones in my jaw
that don’t have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me.
got bored
found red shwearshirt
became chip skylarkOH MY GOD
Can we just stop and appreciate the first Chip Skylark Cosplay?
Source: alliwiciousdelicious
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